timesaver

THIS TIMESAVER SERVES YOUR CONVENIENCE

Luckily the web-savvy, kind and caring, young lady, who volunteered precious
time to rush me 3 weeks before Valentine’s onto the internet, remarked that
downloading nearly 70 MB takes longer than most people care to wait. “Let’s
insert a time saving tab linked to TRIAL TRANSCRIPT warning visitors.” I
quickly suggested.

“Won’t that scare away many Valentines?” “So what? Isn’t honesty is the best
policy? Most of your contemporaries aren’t programmed for a real marriage. I
hope that my message reaches thanks to your timely remark more young
couples than would otherwise consider our innovative marriage insurance.”

“Why?” she asked.

“Frankly, I would get upset, if any website I casually want to check, surprisingly
takes at least 3 minutes to open. Proper warning avoids petty
misunderstandings. Instead of annoying interested people it offers them
positive options. Some may decide to postpone the visit until they can leisurely
scan if not read the transcript of an unprecedented divorce trial, others may
print it to discuss at an appropriate time relevant details with family and friends.
Romantic Romeos may gift-wrap their print-out for their Valentine while an
entrepreneurial Julia earns a bundle marketing stacks of plain vanilla print-outs
on fraternity row. Wouldn’t that be a   good way to get your picture on the
campus-paper’s front-page? With a little bit of luck even on local TV!

Heeding the New York Times Op-Ed editor David Shipley’s advice I re-label my
submission subsequently self-published on www.common-sense-marriage-
insurance.info “All the views that are fit to print, not a chance, alas!” How many
marriages might be already insured if an opportunity had been timely offered to
class of 2007 newlyweds? Caring, competent lawyers hoping to do well doing
good, insurance agents, wedding caterers, bridal shops and retailers are
welcome to visit my websites. I trust Yahoo! As well as more traditional media to
devote enough space and time to serious social workers, practical marriage
counsellors and open minded clergy to improve on our concept.

Handsome prince Harry’s mature and moving tribute to his beloved mother on
the 10th anniversary of her death may convince honest people all over the
world that loving couples programmed for exploitation by paparazzi, pundits,
shrinks and Divorce Business Ltd., your own or the grandchildren’s role model,
deserve the benefit my late ex’ wisdom that redeemed a desperate dad’s ego-
trip. Don’t worry about inconvenience a clumsy self-publication on the internet
may cause you. Kindly consider that no publisher can afford to print, promote
and market obscure court records because they are I the public domain.
Competitors could reap the fruit of an expensive and risky introduction to the
market. Could you believe that a judge arbitrarily fines a respondent for
offering his wife and three minors much more than his self-serving opponent?

That’s California dreaming and couldn’t happen here the rest of the world
would conclude after enjoying a bestseller’s and Hollywood movie. It never
happened in La-La-land before and won’t reoccur anyplace if insurance based
on the universally applicable law of diminishing returns and undeniable
marginal utility theory discovered by my Alma Mater in the 19th century.
Nobody could asses the empirical Imhof Hypothesis without reading the trial
transcript warts and all.

Kindly consider that our innovative marriage insurance concept should not only
protect your own marriage, or your offspring’s, other relatives’, close friends’
and princely poster-boys’ marriage. Support protection of the next generations’
role models’ real marriage for commonweal as well as compassion. Help young
extremely talented caddies unable to afford marriage insurance premium. You’ll
be mighty proud if he wins professional honours and amasses a fortune like the
“white shark” but bemoan the contentious break-up of his long-time marriage
blessed with children.